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| Last spring, Meaghan and I complied a list of funny things Dr. Erickson
said in class. Since it's Christmas and I'm in a giving mood, I thought
I'd share with you people.
Ericksonisms
“You know, it’s tantric sex . . . holding an orgasm off for hours. I’ve never been able to do it.”
“I don’t think art changes the world very much.”
“It’s kind of like a soul-fuck. You don’t have to write that down.”
“It’s just one damn thing after another.”
“There were always people who thought something.”
In reference to Ferdinand in The Duchess of Malfi: “The guy’s certifiably nuts.”
“I’m cynical myself; sometimes I wonder if it’s clinical depression.”
“Ass-licker. Brown-noser. That’s why they call it that, right? Well, now you know everybody.”
In reference to the mower: “He’s kinda full of himself because he’s a real good mower and he cuts a lot of hay.”
Also in reference to the mower: “I mean, he lives to cut grass.”
“I think it’s good to start living like you might be wrong.”
“Every once and a while the ‘to be’ verb is great.”
“Oh, yeah, I see how I was wrong. Bad me. [hits hand]”
“You’re either into this or not. If not, it’s kinda like neo-hippie shit, I guess.”
“Well, it’s not PC, but it’s always fun to see crazy people do crazy things.”
“Terrorists . . . ooooooooooooooo.”
“It was a pop paper. [hysterical laughter]”
“It’s good to make fun of serious things.”
In reference to being elect: “Those of us who are feel it. I feel sorry for you.”
“He got into a little devil worship here and there.”
“The last thing I want is to be famous. I don’t want people to recognize me.”
“Dog’s [sigh] irrational love has come to disgust me.”
“Dogs shouldn’t bite. They bite, they die.”
“I’m not really sentimental about pets.”
“I love cats’ disdain. It’s what you love about a thirteen year old.”
“It’s springtime; I’m just being funny.”
“And then I’m right back in Milton’s lap saying, ‘Daddy, teach me.’”
“Swinges, gang, swinges.”
“If you’re having a war in Heaven, you’re not going to have bazookas.”
“Everything you know is wrong.”
“You are not happy, you people.”
“He had divine knowledge—damn!”
“It was somebody’s idea to have an omniscient, omnipotent god. It’s been a puzzler.”
“If Eden is God’s advertisement, then it’s a damn good one. Even better than those Volkswagen ads, and those are good.”
“They’re a little to masculine for me—they like to hit things too much.” | | |
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Life soundtrack, according to your iPod's shuffle
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool
Opening Credits: There Goes the Neighborhood – Sheryl Crow
Waking Up: I Had a Dream – Joss Stone
First Day At School: Waltz – Fiona Apple
Falling In Love: Good Morning Good Morning – The Beatles
Fight Song: Desdenosa – Lhasa de Sela
Breaking Up: It Had to be You – Harry Connick, Jr.
Prom: I’ve Got a Feeling - Ivy
Mental breakdown: Watching the Wheels – John Lennon
Driving: Method Acting – Bright Eyes
Flashback: La Marée Haute – Lhasa De Sela
Getting back together: Touch, Feel, & Lose – Ryan Adams
Wedding: All These Vicious Dogs – Will Oldham
Birth of Child: Funny Face – Ella Fitzgerald
Final Battle: If You’re Feeling Sinister – Belle & Sebastian
Death Scene: Coyote – Joni Mitchell
Funeral Song: Comatised – Leona Naess
End Credits: Temperature – Sean Paul
What is your life soundtrack??
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| contrasts.  enjoying my time in newcastle. | | |
| this time tomorrow i shall be in newcastle. miss you so much it hurts.
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| hot as fuck outside, so come home and strip. love the feeling of air rushing through my car windows, half smoked cigarrette in my hand.
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